the debut album of Goleta's most intangible rocknrollstar is now available to the general public in hand-drawn cover varieties!!! 'original' edition now sold out!!!
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lyrics
Oh Jared, why did you have to be into that?
Oh, oh Jared, we know what you’ve done
We know you’re a rat
I know you lost 245 pounds of fat
But ya don’t have the right to recommend me a sandwich
No ya don’t
Oh Jared, why did you have to turn out bad
Oh, oh Jared, why did you have to make me sad?
I know you made sub way very glad
Oh Jared I guess you won’t be eatin’ sub way soon
Oh, oh Jared you’ll eat what you get with a plastic spoon
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